Smarter than a 3 year old?

While in Key Food yesterday, Jackson and Nicole had the following conversation with the checkout girl:


Checkout Girl: (embarrassed) What is this?


Nicole:  It's Swiss Chard.


Checkout Girl:  Thanks...sorry.


Nicole:  No problem.


Checkout Girl reaches for next item


Checkout Girl:  ...and what's this?


Jackson: (astonished) Mom, she doesn't know what KALE is?

Pirates

Captain Dad:  ARGH! Captain Jack, me thinks Captain Dad would like a cup of pirate coffee.  Would you like some as well?

Captain Jack: Argh! No Thank You.

Captain Dad: ARGH! You must want some pirate booze! Yes?

Captain Jack: Argh! No.

Captain Dad: Then what do you likes to drink.

Captain Jack: Argh! Warm milk.   ...argh, and Captain Jack has to go pee.

Under the Table

"Look at me! Im uncle joey, I live under the house."

(My brother lives in my basement)

Book

Ooooooh Yeah!!!…Get Ready Kindle Readers! 

The ebook store is about to go from 1,404,463 publications to 1,404,464.  Although by the time I release it, it will most likely have surpassed 1,500,000 because there are programs that allow spammers to release thousands of books a day, further diluting the ebook world making the value of anything that I write even that much lower, which means I’ve wasted months writing a book that I could have hired someone from Banglore to write in between answering phones for Dell and taking long distance McDonald’s drive through order...BUT, that’s besides the point.

I’m writing a book.  More details to come.

Stay tuned…